The “BEEP” machine

You would know in those candid TV shows where people started to curse and the TV producer had to sensor it. On some it was an awkward pause between words, on others they put the “beep” sound. And it would go like “That BEEP just ripped me off!! Can you believe that!!”

I literally looked for that machine on the internet. It could be a perfect gift for some people you know. I would think it would be a slap in the face when you give to a person, that it definitely showed them that they have foul mouth and cursing is just a bad habit they can’t get rid of. In fact I’m surrounded by people like that. Once I told one of my dearest friends, “Honey, for someone as pretty as you, you sure have a dirty mouth.”

Perhaps for her the F word is just as normal as when you say other words that have no offensive meaning. I don’t mind her venting with me, but pleaseee.. spare me the Fs, the Ds and the Ss, especially on the phone, when it goes right into your ear and into your head.

So if you know where to get one, drop me a line here. I definitely will buy some, and the next time my friend called all I would here is “I just met the BEEP manager and BEEP said I had to redo my proposal. What the BEEP was she thinking? Is she in BEEP drugs? I don’t have BEEP time to redo the BEEP proposal… BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!!”